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  • f0xface:

    i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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    pimpunderthemountain:

    #shit he’s beautiful #shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHISTHISHTSIHT

    jaclcfrost:

    i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

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    c0rvling:

    give ‘em the ol’

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    The Four Seasons being ridiculously pretty without even trying

    elluvias:

    heterophobicgoat:

    stupidandreckless:

    NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

    This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

    IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

    ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

    ollygollymolly:

    This is my proudest moment.

    conkersradfurday:

Katy Perry’s new music video is weird.

    conkersradfurday:

    Katy Perry’s new music video is weird.

    nayx:

    hey kids, don’t draw dicks on the desk.  just do homework.  no dicks.

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captain-snark:

moist-fondling:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

Literally me when I hurt people

oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

SO CUTE OMG

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    captain-snark:

    moist-fondling:

    themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

    Literally me when I hurt people

    oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend

    OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.

    SO CUTE OMG

    d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

    d4vek4t:

    onlylolgifs:

    Macaroni being made

    are you fUCKING KIDDING ME