ONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS RUBBED DEOderant on HER FAN AND CARPET TO MAKE HER ROOM SMELL GOOD
Did it work wait what she’s genius
It ended up smelling like armpit and flowers
- me: I should go shower now
- (five minutes later)
- (another five minutes later)
- (yet another five minutes later)
- (more five minute intervals)
- someone: (goes into the bathroom)
- me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
IS THERE REALLY A FLAPPY BIRD MMO
all around me are familiar faces
"What, are you going to be playing video games when you’re in your thirties?"
I find it really scary that not everyone I know is going to die of old age. Some will get into accidents, some will get sick, some might encounter deaths by other beings, and some might even die by their own hand. And that terrifies me.
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future