Cool ghost photography by surrealist photographer Cristopher McKenney.
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
i was listening to a screamo song for fun then i heard all this extra yelling that i thought was part of the song but then i realized it was just my family arguing
trees in the wind need to calm down nobody asked you to rustle so much
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it
asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters